how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball. J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (via kushandwizdom)
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Jeder wartet immer darauf, dass der andere den ersten Schritt macht.
Das ist das Problem dieser Welt. (via leben-ist-mehr)

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